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Faemill the Farmer

Faemill's HELP WANTED History

The Whooley Boys

The Whooley Boys are the sons of Faemill's neighbor (across the road and up a-ways). They are five in total with three always coming around to bother Faemill and be a nuisance. They like to pick on her occasionally and know their presence is generally irritating. The youngest one is named Johnsua, and he might be the nicest of the lot, but just like his brothers, he is still dumber than a box of rocks (or a doorknob) and don't got the sense God gave a goose.

Mrs. Pickerhatch

Mrs. Pickerhatch's property boarders the back of the Barcet farm. She raises chickens and they roam free and sometimes end up in Milly's fields. Faemill never minded but Mrs. Pickerhatch used to be quite upset and inconvenienced by this, so far as to yell at Milly about the chickens. Milly used to think she was old, lonely, and mean but Mrs. Pickerhatch's attitude has started to turn around. Faemill does not know it but Mrs. Pickerhatch hates the Whooley family. As Faemill mentions how bothersome they are and that she's afraid they will try to take her land, Mrs. Pickerhatch has made a 'promise of a thousand curses' that no Whooley would ever take Barcet farms.

Amazi

Amazi was the first person to respond to Faemill's first post for help! He was very very brave and got rid of Morris the demonic cat! Faemill considers him forever a friend and has written to him several times. He was the first dragon-kind Faemill had ever met and she knew he must be very strong and quite amazing! Especially to so easily handle and get rid of Morris, even after the awful cat had shown it was willing to attack! Milly drew a picture of Amazi and sent it to him, but it was not very good.

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Joe Avergo

Sir Avergo (as Milly thinks of him) and his amazing flying companion Jerome (A REAL GRIFFIN!) responded to Milly's second call for help! She was having an issue with naked mole rats that were eating the weird, blue glowing crystals that grow in the fields around the farm. The mole rats were beginning to glow blue and the humming of the crystals could be heard through them and under ground in their burrows! They even broke into her cellar to take all the hoarded rocks from within.

While Sir Avergo assisted in getting rid of the mole rats they revealed they had some sort of magical staff which made them grow to ghastly proportions and meld together in a writhing, reeking, acrid mass! Thankfully Sir Avergo was able to shock them into submission and ultimately destroy the beasts.

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Asavin

Asavin was a very interesting, young man. He came to Milly's request for a guard for her travels away from Ferax Villum. She was quite interested in him being from another world, and the history of that place, and his rune magic. He was very brave and daring as he helped protect her when they were attacked a crazed turkey on the plains and later a group of bandits in the woods on the way to Mary's Tavern. Unfortunately Milly did not get to know him more as she turned tail and ran home!

Othuria & Ophelia

An unfortunate case of two cursed people now sharing one body! Othuria and Ophelia gave Milly a bit of discomfort, two floating heads with different personalities being forced to share a body. It made Faemill quite sure in her budding idea that she too was cursed (or at least her farm land). They had also answered her plea for help, needing guards to travel with her to Mary's Tavern and further to Eleutheria to meet the king. They were both as equally brave and amazing as Asavin, but unfortunately Faemill would turn tail and run home, leaving them to finish dealing with the bandits in the woods.

It is to Faemill's greatest shame (thus far) that she failed in her quest to go see the King and left her guards in the woods.

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​​[To be completed at the end of the line.]

 

Allys

Faemill has just met Allys! She has responded to Milly's call for help, as she decided to rid the Barcet farm house of furniture she no longer needs or can use (or keep up cleaning). She has not yet noticed anything odd about the woman other than her decision to burn herself by touching Ariel.

Ariel

Faemill has just met Ariel! She has responded to Milly's call for help, as she decided to rid the Barcet farm house of furniture she no longer needs or can use (or keep up cleaning). Ariel is a very strange lady - being - and Faemill is not yet used to her or able to quiet her discomfort. The woman has a wonderful singing voice but her hair-wings with the many eyes and the fire in her mouth is very discomforting.

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